The World Beard Championships Winners

Have you seen King Ralph? Not exactly Sharespeare, but the movie does present an interesting scenario whereby the underdog is thrown into a vaulted position. I've often dreamed about such things (what if every single NHL player was to break their ankle at the same time? I could be in the NHL! Shut up, it's possible) - sadly, this is one contest where I will never, ever have a chance of winning...

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